The Dogs Need to be Looked After As Well As the Owners
It has become apparent over the years that, during Doorway drop-in sessions, our dogs need to be looked after as well as our guests. Leaving them outside in the cold and the rain can be heartbreaking. Especially when they look at you, through the glass door, with big sorrowful brown eyes whilst shivering uncontrollably…
And so, very recently, we had one of those brilliant ‘lightbulb moments’ and sourced a couple of cheap pop up dog kennels to try out:-
This subsequently inspired our new Support Services Manager, Gail, to write a poem about the Doorway dogs:-
Winter is coming, there’s frost on the ground
It’s hard being homeless when you’re a hound
Cold tongues and noses, wet coats and feet
Are par for the course for a dog on the street
Furry surfers of sofas and seekers of sheds
Who dream of warm fires and comfortable beds
Who can’t go to the Council or bid for a flat
Who have to rely on a human for that
All that waiting outside; all that watching of doors
All that catching a wink on unsuitable floors
Living a life dodging different dangers
Living on luck and the kindness of strangers
It’s a dog’s life alright, and for humans as hard
It’s no good in the hood when you ain’t got a yard
But there’s rumours afoot in the Chippenham air
Re: temporary housing and bed space to spare
Tales are wagging and shaggy dogs telling
The news that they sense on the air they are smelling
They go down to Doorway and find out it’s true
“Hey doggies, we’ve got comfy kennels for you!”
One has a sniff and the other a lick
And one gives the new pop up kennels some stick
One crawls inside and another freaks out
“What on earth,” say the dogs, “is the tent thing about?
It’s hard to assimilate cultural change
The kennels, let’s face it, are awfully strange
But the humans look happy and that’s pretty neat
Always a good thing to keep humans sweet
And it’s really quite nice of them, thinking of us
Best use the things so they don’t make a fuss
Just crawl in and smile “Hey, this is quite cool!”
“Speak for yourself, mate, I feel like a tool”
“But it’s warmer in here, so maybe chill out?”
“Less of the ‘chill’, it’s the heat I’m about”
So went the debate, it was fairly immense
Till all dogs agreed that some stuff was intense
That the kennels were handy and kept out the cold
And that humans are weird and like, comedy gold
They were really quite glad that the kennels had popped up
That their core body temperatures had been topped up
And that folk gave them snacks and stuff for their dinner
Yep, the whole kennel thing was an actual winner
But lunchtime passed quickly and soon it was gone
It was time for the dogs to pack up and crack on
With doggy bags sorted they left with their folk
And went hunting for dog ends to roll up and smoke
Oh, housing’s a nightmare and tricky to handle
A difficult issue, an absolute scandal
But on Mondays and Thursdays the doggies can glamp
Pop up to the drop in and hang out and camp…
…
In between times the Doorway staff find with a frown
That what can pop up does not always pop down
The kennels are springy and just won’t play ball
And no-one can pack up the bu**ers at all
Goodness knows where they can stash ‘em or stick ‘em
Not one of them knows how to fold up and lick ‘em
It’s like playing Twister, such weird convolutions
Like trying to find flippin’ housing solutions
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A couple of years ago A’s dog Wilf was featured in a video filmed by his son in Chippenham. Wilf is just about the hairiest dog I have ever seen and looks fantastic against the backdrop of a snowy winterland.